Our Favorite Banana Jokes for Kids

Are bananas your childs’ favorite fruit? Do your kids go bananas for a good joke? Well look no further because we have compiled a list of the 50 best banana jokes out there that your kids are sure to love. Whether they like knock knock jokes or a good pun you’ll find something that they are sure to crack up about. 

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn’t peeling well.

Why do bananas use sunblock?

Because otherwise they’d peel.

You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why?

You don’t want to hurt their peelings.

What happens when a boy banana and girl banana break up?

A banana split

What kind of school do bananas go to?

Sundae school

Why do monkeys like bananas so much?

Because they are very apeeling

What did the orange say to the green banana?

You don’t look like you’re peeling well

Why did the banana farmer lose his job?

Because he kept throwing away the bent bananas

What happened to the banana who got a sunburn?

He peeled

Why did the banana agree to go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date

What do bananas wear on their feet?

A pair of slippers

What is a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaa-nana

What is a banana’s favorite day of the week?

Sundae

Why didn’t the banana cross the road?

Because he was yellow

Why didn’t the banana student go to school?

He told his parents that he wasn’t peeling well

Why do bananas never get lonely?

Because they hangout in bunches

Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?

Because she had split ends

What do you do when you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up

What do you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers

What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?

Yellow, nice to meet you

How does a banana answer the phone?

Yellow?

What is the key to opening a banana?

A mon-key

Where to bananas go shopping for clothes?

Banana Republic

Why don’t bananas snore?

Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch

What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?

He split

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A boo-nana

Knock Knock Who’s there!

Banana!

Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why did the banana get so many valentines gifts?

Because it was SO sweet

Why was the banana so sick he had to go to the hospital?

He had yellow fever

How did the green banana think about the ripe banana?

He was green with envy

What is a bananas favorite song?

Yellow submarine

Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?

Because he split!

Why happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke?

They break out into side-splitting laughter!

What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour?

A banana in a washing machine  

 What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaaaa

What do you call a charismatic banana?

A banana smoothie!

What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?

Your teeth!

Why was the banana so upset?

Someone mistook him for a plantain!

How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?

They hold on to the banana-ister

Where do bananas like to go swimming?

In a cereal bowl

Why do bananas have so many friends?

Because they’re really sweet

Why did the plantain get sent to the principal’s after class?

Because he went bananas during the lecture

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

 Show it out the door

What’s yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana

 How do unripe bananas feel about ripe bananas?

They’re green with envy

Why did the banana fail its driving test?

Because it peeled out

What’s yellow and used to write letters?

A ball-point banana

They’re not growing to grow bananas any longer…

Apparently, they’re long enough already  

What fruit teases you a lot?

A ba-na-na-na-na-na

 Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!

There you have it! The 50 best banana jokes that are sure to have your kids peeling over with laughter. 

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